Total Medals Earned: 696 (From 140 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,920 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/130 points)
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Watch the intro
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 6/10 (140/300 points)
Get a high score of at least 10 questions
Get a high score of at least 20 questions
Get a high score of at least 30 questions
Copy the end report to your clipboard
Visit the game's site for the mobile version
Get a high score of at least 50 questions
Get a high score of at least 75 questions
Medals Earned: 6/19 (235/645 points)
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 7/28 (40/500 points)
Reach a Score per unit time of 300
Reach a score of 500
Reach a score of 1000
Reach a length of 50
Reach a length of 100
Reach a score of 10k
Reach a Score per unit time of 800
Reach a length of 200
Reach a score of 5000
Make the screen shake for more than 2.5 seconds
Reach a length of 300
Reach a score of 100k
Reach a Score per unit time of 1500
Reach a length of 500
Reach a length of 400
Reach a Score per unit time of 2400
Reach a length of 600
Reach a score of 500K
Reach a score of 1 Million
Reach a length of 650
Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/330 points)
explore all possibilities
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)
Get the first light upgrade.
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
Get a score of 60 or above
Conquer 10 Planets in the first 10 seconds
Conquer all four corners within 30 seconds
Get a score of 70 or above